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So you're a humorous person? Are you the life of the party? Does everyone know being around you means they are susceptible to a prank or two (or maybe ten?) Then a Funny Stuff custom doormat from Killer Doormats is just the way to greet your house guests.
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51% Good Witch 49% Bad Witch Don't Push It Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats 51% Good Witch 49% Bad Witch Don't Push It Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


As a witch, the situation determines the personality.

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An Old Buck & His Sweet Doe Live Here Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Mat by Killer Doormats An Old Buck & His Sweet Doe Live Here Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Mat by Killer Doormats


For those hunters, this is the mat for you.

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Are You Sure You Wanna Come In Here? Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Are You Sure You Wanna Come In Here? Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Ask yourself, do I really want to enter?

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Baby Sleeping Be Quiet or Babysit Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Baby Sleeping Be Quiet or Babysit Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


You'd better be quiet, or it'll be your problem.

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Beware I'm Usually Naked Custom Handpainted Funny Doormat by Killer Doormats Beware I'm Usually Naked Custom Handpainted Funny Doormat by Killer Doormats


When knocking, be prepared!

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Beware of Angry Teenager Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Beware of Angry Teenager Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Those teenagers. Nasty, angry teens.

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Black Cats Matter Custom Cute Handpainted Welcome Mat by Killer Doormats Black Cats Matter Custom Cute Handpainted Welcome Mat by Killer Doormats


Black cats are you kind of cats.

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Bomb Dot Com Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Bomb Dot Com Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


You are da BOMB!!!

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Captain Crabby Pants Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Captain Crabby Pants Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Captain Crabby Pants is my name and crabbiness is my game.

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China Wok Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats China Wok Home of Purrfect Chicken Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Our most popular dish!

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Crazy Uncle Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Crazy Uncle Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


There's one in every family.

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Creativity is Messy and I'm Very Creative Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Creativity is Messy and I'm Very Creative Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


You have such a house of inspiration!

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Deuces Custom Handpainted Doormat by Killer Doormats Deuces Custom Handpainted Doormat by Killer Doormats


Peace out!

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Dis Week's Happee iz on Backorder Custom Funny Bulldog Doormat by Killer Doormats Dis Week's Happee iz on Backorder Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Your order didn't come in. No refunds, no exchanges.

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Does Not Play Well With Others Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats Does Not Play Well With Others Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


You don't really care for those in the world.

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Don't Step On My Wiener Dachshund Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Don't Step On My Wiener Dachshund Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Be careful where you step, I have a weenie!

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Eat Sleep Work Repeat Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Eat Sleep Work Repeat Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Eat, Sleep, Work and so on, over and over and over.....

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Enter At Your Peril Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats Enter At Your Peril Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


It could be hazardous to be your guest.

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Exhausted Mommy custom doormat by Killer Doormats Exhausted Mommy Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


The woman's tired. Help her out, okay?

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Freaks Weirdos Morons Family Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Freaks Weirdos Morons Family Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


Family is family, no matter who they are.

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Friend or Foe Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats Friend or Foe Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


Should I be happy to see you? Or not.

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Genius At Work Custom Handpainted Funny Einstein Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats Genius At Work Custom Handpainted Funny Einstein Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


Well, aren't you just a smartypants?

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Hark! Who Goes There? Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats Hark! Who Goes There? Custom Doormat by Killer Doormats


You are a MANLY MAN (or woman).

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Here Lives A Grumpy/Not Grumpy Bear And His Honey Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Mat by Killer Doormats Here Lives A Grumpy/Not Grumpy Bear And His Honey Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Mat by Killer Doormats


He's grumpy (or not) and she's sweet. What a couple!

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Home of Captain Awesome Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats Home of Captain Awesome Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


You're awesome, captain!

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I Can't People Today Custom Handpainted Funny Doormat by Killer Doormats I Can't People Today Custom Handpainted Funny Doormat by Killer Doormats


People-ing is bad.

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I Love My Wiener Dachshund Custom Handpainted Funny Doormat by Killer Doormats I Love My Wiener Dachshund Custom Handpainted Funny Doormat by Killer Doormats


Do you heart your weenie?

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I See The Assassins Have Failed Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats I see the assassins have failed Custom Handpainted Funny Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


Damn it, my Assassins have failed, you're here.

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I'm Already Disturbed Please Come In or Welcome Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats I'm Already Disturbed Please Come In or Welcome Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


You rang the bell, I can't vouch for my state of mind.

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I'm Not Adulting Today Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats I'm Not Adulting Today Funny Custom Handpainted Welcome Doormat by Killer Doormats


Leave me be, adulting is hard.

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